I FOUND HIM, I FOUND HIM!

[thirteenrocks]

Although some of you will totally not see the humor in this, I still thought it was pretty damn cool.

Thriftshops are the shit. You never know what you are going to find. This little item was picked up for the low price of $2.99. I thought it was funny, and brought him home. It wasn't untill a week later, I took him out of the box, and discovered that it talks.

So what is it...





Its a TALKING Jesus Doll, that quotes scripture. He says like four or five sayings. AND Jesus is built like a shit brick house. IF your sitting at home wondering if he is anatomically correct, no. But he does have painted underware on, which I don't think is historically accurate.

I'm planning on taking him home for Christmas, and shopping at the mall. My Jesus, My Jesus, wherever he goes, I go! My Jesus!

I found him, and here, he was at goodwill the whole time. Who knew??

Comments

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

That is too funny.
Shit brick house, huh? So does Jesus have GI Joes body? lol...
Hugs, Jon

[quietdarkness.livejournal.com]

Ok, I have something almost as good. My oldest daughter's best friend is getting married and we are hosting a bridal shower together. Mind you, this not going to be a hen fest, this is going to be a mixed group bridal shower. Now, the bride's dad is an atheist and went totally ballistic when he found out his daughter had joined...get this...The Methodist Church. She's also marrying a Republican, for which daddy dearest is about ready to have a stroke, because he's a liberal news reporter. Daddy has lots of ISSUES, my daughter's friend and her fiance should be quite happy together, they've been together for years dealing with Daddy Dearest's shenanigans.

Anyway, I was looking for something nice and offensive and religious to have at the shower so I could get his goat, just in case Daddy Dearest is there. I couldn't find anything that I could put out with a straight face, but I did find this:

http://www.orientaltrading.com/application?namespace=browse&origin=searchMain.jsp&event=link.itemDetails&demandPrefix=12&sku=36/318&mode=Searching&erec=1&D=potato%2Bsack&Ntt=potato%2Bsack&Ntk=all&Dx=mode%252bmatchallpartial&Ntx=mode%252bmatchallpartial&y=16&N=0&x=39&sd=&%238220%3BLeap+For+The+Lord%21&%238221%3B+Potato+Sack

This just about made my day yesterday. If I could figure out a use for it, I'd BUY it:D

WOAH

[thirteenrocks.livejournal.com]

This comment was stuck in my bulk mail folder.

HOW fun is that? I just love it.!

"something nice and offensive" LOL! hee hee

[winddancer55945.livejournal.com]

You can find some truly amazing things at Goodwill. Oh, and I love the potato sack story.

[monimania.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE BEST!!!! you must take pictures of Jesus with you like the gnome!


I used to carry a little action figure of Issac from the Love Boat TV show with me to Bars and put him on the bar

[thirteenrocks.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be the cats meow....

[jade-athyst.livejournal.com]

Yes, I recently discovered Jesus can be found on sale at..... wait for it....


Walmart. Also available are Noah, David and all your other biblical friends.

Now my religious beliefs lay somewhere between agnostic and what I like to call "Catholicism w/ a grain of salt", but even I had to shake my head. Only Walmart would think they have the right to sell God.

NO WAY

[thirteenrocks.livejournal.com]

That's just bizzare. Only at wal-mart.

[ineedcoffee.livejournal.com]

bwah ha ha! awesome!

[thirteenrocks.livejournal.com]

Isn't it just too fun