It would be easy to call in if A) I didn't have a guilty conscience, and B) didn't have a strong work ethic. I swear sometimes I am the product of my own misery.
Going into this past week and a half, I knew it would SUCK. I prepared myself of suckage. I just didn't realise how much I am going to have to force myself to get through this.... without having an breakdown.
Last I checked, a breakdown was a medical emergency. And easier to fake (or augment) than, oh, say polio.
After they cart you off to the psych ward, if you scream alot, you'll get to go to the Quiet Room. When they come to take you out, just rock back and forth and say you want to stay in there for a while.
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Date: 28 Dec 2006 03:26 (UTC)no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2006 03:37 (UTC)Thanks for the early birthday greetings.
Well....
Date: 28 Dec 2006 04:59 (UTC)Re: Well....
Date: 28 Dec 2006 05:39 (UTC)After they cart you off to the psych ward, if you scream alot, you'll get to go to the Quiet Room. When they come to take you out, just rock back and forth and say you want to stay in there for a while.
You might even get a lovely injection of Ativan.
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Date: 28 Dec 2006 05:50 (UTC)Re: Well....
Date: 28 Dec 2006 21:35 (UTC)no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2006 07:27 (UTC)Do I dare tell you where I am working tonight? :o
Hugs, Jon
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Date: 28 Dec 2006 07:48 (UTC)no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2006 07:51 (UTC)Don't hate me. :o
WTF
Date: 28 Dec 2006 07:55 (UTC)Re: WTF
Date: 28 Dec 2006 07:56 (UTC)Re: WTF
Date: 28 Dec 2006 07:59 (UTC)Re: WTF
Date: 28 Dec 2006 08:14 (UTC)no subject
Date: 28 Dec 2006 18:12 (UTC)Happy Birthday, fellow Capricorn!
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Date: 28 Dec 2006 21:34 (UTC)Thanks doll