Good Morning Spam

Woke up to this on my yahoo.com instant messenger. No, I don't know this person.

texassteve719: hi u r a real nurse? this is gonna sound dum but its serious im kinda nervous cause i ate some of my own jizz can that like harm me or make me sick?

Here's looking at you kid

Slept most of the day. Woke up about 5:30, after having a dream about a high school classmate I havn't heard from in 10+ years....Mathew Buchs...

Since the age of 16, I've worked the night shift, in some form-there-of. My body has been used to it. Yet I woke up, not knowing what day it was, or what time it was. Daylights saving-time fucked me over good this year.

I have a headache, and am dizzy, and still in a daze, although corherent enough to type away at a computer. I work tonight, actually leaving in a bit... I just hope I feel better....

**EDIT** I think I was dehydrated, and hungry. After eating the hospital out of food and water, I feel much better!!!