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Hello Mr. Johnson
7 June 2007 23:34I really have never noticed, when i was younger. Gym Shower areas were avoided at all costs, because no one at age 14 wanted to be labled or seen as a "gay". Possibly there was some comparison with B.H.'s in the boys bathroom. I didn't pay close attention for the allure over the experience, the fact that I was looking at another man's penis overshadowed size comparison.
Frankly, my ecentric personality is quite larger than 7 inches in diameter, and 7-8 inches in length. In case you were wondering. I'm a freak, crazy old bat, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
During my post formative years, being quite the town slut, word got around quite fast. This accusation of sorts became quite the mystery when I put on 10 pairs of nylons, a cheap cosmetic wig, and sang Celion Dion. "Where the hell did he place it?", I heard it can poke eyes out-from across the room.
Redwood, beercan, ect have been associated with me. Which you know, it could be worst. ALOT worst. And I have accepted it, for what it is, cause besides having that "little operation" there is nothing I can do to change it.
Which, why: when Miss Erin was introduced to me the first words out of her mouth were: "I heard you have a big Johnson", and all I could do was laugh!
Frankly, my ecentric personality is quite larger than 7 inches in diameter, and 7-8 inches in length. In case you were wondering. I'm a freak, crazy old bat, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
During my post formative years, being quite the town slut, word got around quite fast. This accusation of sorts became quite the mystery when I put on 10 pairs of nylons, a cheap cosmetic wig, and sang Celion Dion. "Where the hell did he place it?", I heard it can poke eyes out-from across the room.
Redwood, beercan, ect have been associated with me. Which you know, it could be worst. ALOT worst. And I have accepted it, for what it is, cause besides having that "little operation" there is nothing I can do to change it.
Which, why: when Miss Erin was introduced to me the first words out of her mouth were: "I heard you have a big Johnson", and all I could do was laugh!
