My suicide Plan
16 May 2003 03:22![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live."
I've decided to kill myself. After this last blow, I see there no point in going much longer. I went to the grocery store today, and stocked up on the poision I will use: a gallen of STARBUCKS COFFEE ICE CREAM, a PINT of Ben and Jerry's chunky monkey Ice Cream, two boxes of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls, and to make sure I go sweet--a Sara Lee Frozen Cherry Cheesecake. If all this chocholate doesn't cure the blues, I might as well live!!
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live."
I've decided to kill myself. After this last blow, I see there no point in going much longer. I went to the grocery store today, and stocked up on the poision I will use: a gallen of STARBUCKS COFFEE ICE CREAM, a PINT of Ben and Jerry's chunky monkey Ice Cream, two boxes of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls, and to make sure I go sweet--a Sara Lee Frozen Cherry Cheesecake. If all this chocholate doesn't cure the blues, I might as well live!!
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Date: 17 May 2003 10:04 (UTC)Hope you feel better soon. Ice cream and other goodies are sure to do it ... And a nice long, hot bubble bath and a good book!
this to shall pass
Date: 18 May 2003 21:01 (UTC)Re: this to shall pass
Date: 18 May 2003 21:02 (UTC)Re: this to shall pass
Date: 18 May 2003 21:05 (UTC)Re: this to shall pass
Date: 18 May 2003 21:05 (UTC)Do you have msn or icq ... ?? It may be easier to chat there, rather than here ;)