Were you having a suit tailored? I can only imagine what about the assembly and tailoring of a pair of dress slacks would require accurate measurements of length and girth. Every time I see someone's length and circumference like that, I immediately picture a square dick, or a dick the approximate shape of a jar of cold cream. Because of course I'm thinking diameter instead of circumference.
Something that thick isn't Ernie, it's Snuffleupagus.
Snuffleupaphallus.
I bet you've gotten a lot of inadvertant teeth scrapes over the years...
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Date: 15 Apr 2007 08:19 (UTC)Something that thick isn't Ernie, it's Snuffleupagus.
Snuffleupaphallus.
I bet you've gotten a lot of inadvertant teeth scrapes over the years...