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Had to laugh
22 October 2003 01:15This is a series of e-mails from a friend of mine-after a show i did on saterday. X-posted.
OK I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU NOR HEARD FROM YOU SINCE THE SHOW...YOUR IN THE MISSISSIPPI - YOUR LONG BLONDE WIG WILL BE FOUND SOME PLACE UP STREAM - YOUR CUTE LITTLE DRESS WILL BE STUCK ON A LOG - A FISHERMEN WILL PULL IN ONLY ONE FAKE BOOB - AND YOUR GLASS SLIPPERS WILL NEVER BE FOUND - THE REST OF YOU WILL APPEAR AT MARDI GRAS- I WILL BE PLACE IN A HOSPITAL WITH ONLY REAL NUTS - AND THE REST OF THE STORY - TO BE TOLD BY CNN
My Response:
One boobed drag queen washes ashore
>
> La Crosse: A unidentified male or female was washed on
> the shore of Pettibone beach-La Crosse officials stated
> in a public statement Monday. The body was found 1/2
> naked with nylons around his/her ankles, by a local
> fisherman. At this time, the incident is under
> investigation. Anyone with any information, should
> contact the La Crosse area police, or the La Crosse
> Area Crime Stoppers.
her response:
Investigators have released more information on the "one boobed queen?"
Investigators spoke to the "fisherman" Tab Draino, 22 of LaCrosse. Mr Draino stated that he had parked his fishing boat Saturday night and walked to Main Street. He was approached by a very tall, long legged and some what blind women. She invited him in to Players Bar for a cocktail. He accepted. While there, Mr. Draino was being some what molested by the mysterious woman. Being told that he/she had much experience with "seamen and big boats." and would love to go to the park and take a look at Mr. Draino's "big boat." Mr. Draino had no problem with that. BUT the mysterious woman whom identified her self as Ms. snip or snap excused herself to "go and freshen up." Time passed and Ms snip or snap never returned to the bar stool - Mr Draino decided to get a bite to eat and return to his boat.
Investigators are in search of any and all information by anyone. Again please notify La Crosse police department if you have any clue's that may help us solve this crime.
OK I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU NOR HEARD FROM YOU SINCE THE SHOW...YOUR IN THE MISSISSIPPI - YOUR LONG BLONDE WIG WILL BE FOUND SOME PLACE UP STREAM - YOUR CUTE LITTLE DRESS WILL BE STUCK ON A LOG - A FISHERMEN WILL PULL IN ONLY ONE FAKE BOOB - AND YOUR GLASS SLIPPERS WILL NEVER BE FOUND - THE REST OF YOU WILL APPEAR AT MARDI GRAS- I WILL BE PLACE IN A HOSPITAL WITH ONLY REAL NUTS - AND THE REST OF THE STORY - TO BE TOLD BY CNN
My Response:
One boobed drag queen washes ashore
>
> La Crosse: A unidentified male or female was washed on
> the shore of Pettibone beach-La Crosse officials stated
> in a public statement Monday. The body was found 1/2
> naked with nylons around his/her ankles, by a local
> fisherman. At this time, the incident is under
> investigation. Anyone with any information, should
> contact the La Crosse area police, or the La Crosse
> Area Crime Stoppers.
her response:
Investigators have released more information on the "one boobed queen?"
Investigators spoke to the "fisherman" Tab Draino, 22 of LaCrosse. Mr Draino stated that he had parked his fishing boat Saturday night and walked to Main Street. He was approached by a very tall, long legged and some what blind women. She invited him in to Players Bar for a cocktail. He accepted. While there, Mr. Draino was being some what molested by the mysterious woman. Being told that he/she had much experience with "seamen and big boats." and would love to go to the park and take a look at Mr. Draino's "big boat." Mr. Draino had no problem with that. BUT the mysterious woman whom identified her self as Ms. snip or snap excused herself to "go and freshen up." Time passed and Ms snip or snap never returned to the bar stool - Mr Draino decided to get a bite to eat and return to his boat.
Investigators are in search of any and all information by anyone. Again please notify La Crosse police department if you have any clue's that may help us solve this crime.
