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thirteenrocksI tend to believe that the winners of contests and pageants are usually the "best of the best", and because of this, they would follow some type of rules and regulations especially at the National Level of competition.
Having been in both local and National pageant systems, I know first hand how Nit-Picky the judges can be. If you are not up to par, they will CLOCK you for the little things, even if it is not valid (A full beaded sequin gown you spent HOURS looking all over for missing beads-found none, yet the judges inform you that there are missing beads). The more one competes, the more a person comes prepared to keep those little anoyances at bay.
The season performer, one would believe, would KNOW better, especially going into a NATIONAL pageant such as Miss Gay UsofA-The big competition in Dallas Texas. Because it takes steps to get that far, in the system, one would ASSUME that the person who is representating the region, knows what the fuck they are doing.
Therefore, looking at the finally posted photos of Miss Gay USofA 2004, on the website, I was quite utterly pissed off and annoyed at some of the contestants that represented WI,MN,and IA. Each of the "girls" presented themselves 100% better at the LOCAL competition than at Nationals. WHAT THE FUCK!!! People who had backup dancers, steller gowns, and excellent presence, left them all at home while they fucked around in Dallas. Again, WTF.
Such examples can be found in Taylor Roberts: Went to the Interview with ACRYLIC NAILS on his fingers, yet dressed in a shitty suit. If she didn't get clocked from here to Africa and back, something is WRONG. Her talent also lacked her backupdancers that she had at Miss Northern Star. I am NOT a fan of Taylor Roberts, and this totally confirmed it.
Monique Marquette, showed up in Interview in a miss matched suit of something rotted and fierce. She should know fucking better. And then there were the other contestants, that showed up in SHORTS. YES fucking SHORTS. Her gown also was a stepdown to her filthy flawless number she wore to Miss Gay WI when I ran against her.
If this is the SHIT that goes on at Miss Gay USofA in Dallas, there is NO hope for the pageant system. If one can compete in SHORTS and do such tired old numbers as Tina Turner and Chicago (o.k. who hasn't done the chicago number???), then I sure score a place for Usofa in 2006, by just showing up NAKED. My dick size alone should make me a shoo in.
There are sometimes when I regret even throwing on a 9.99 wig and a 5.99 gown.
Having been in both local and National pageant systems, I know first hand how Nit-Picky the judges can be. If you are not up to par, they will CLOCK you for the little things, even if it is not valid (A full beaded sequin gown you spent HOURS looking all over for missing beads-found none, yet the judges inform you that there are missing beads). The more one competes, the more a person comes prepared to keep those little anoyances at bay.
The season performer, one would believe, would KNOW better, especially going into a NATIONAL pageant such as Miss Gay UsofA-The big competition in Dallas Texas. Because it takes steps to get that far, in the system, one would ASSUME that the person who is representating the region, knows what the fuck they are doing.
Therefore, looking at the finally posted photos of Miss Gay USofA 2004, on the website, I was quite utterly pissed off and annoyed at some of the contestants that represented WI,MN,and IA. Each of the "girls" presented themselves 100% better at the LOCAL competition than at Nationals. WHAT THE FUCK!!! People who had backup dancers, steller gowns, and excellent presence, left them all at home while they fucked around in Dallas. Again, WTF.
Such examples can be found in Taylor Roberts: Went to the Interview with ACRYLIC NAILS on his fingers, yet dressed in a shitty suit. If she didn't get clocked from here to Africa and back, something is WRONG. Her talent also lacked her backupdancers that she had at Miss Northern Star. I am NOT a fan of Taylor Roberts, and this totally confirmed it.
Monique Marquette, showed up in Interview in a miss matched suit of something rotted and fierce. She should know fucking better. And then there were the other contestants, that showed up in SHORTS. YES fucking SHORTS. Her gown also was a stepdown to her filthy flawless number she wore to Miss Gay WI when I ran against her.
If this is the SHIT that goes on at Miss Gay USofA in Dallas, there is NO hope for the pageant system. If one can compete in SHORTS and do such tired old numbers as Tina Turner and Chicago (o.k. who hasn't done the chicago number???), then I sure score a place for Usofa in 2006, by just showing up NAKED. My dick size alone should make me a shoo in.
There are sometimes when I regret even throwing on a 9.99 wig and a 5.99 gown.