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Maybe it was on the television back in the day, I doubt if I saw it in the theatre, or maybe on VHS. At any rate, the movie "RIVER" is Soft-core Mel Gibson PORN!! Absolutely love it.
Farmers never have had an easy go at it. During the release Hollywood was all about the plight. Maybe Willie-Nelson had his farm-aid going on. The River deals with farmers loosing land because of flooding from-YOU GUESSED IT, the River. SOme Hot shot fucker, played by Scott Glenn (who was so much cuter in Silence of the lambs) is trying to turn the entire place into the next hoover damn. Here he comes to save the day... MEL GIBSON!!!
Ubber hotness when Mell is shirtless working in the fields. Those muscles are YUMMY. Sweating, Dripping, Dirty Muscle man Mel Gibson. SO much hotter before he turned to the Dark Side of Worshiping Jesus, Nailing things on Crosses and Drinking and Driving. Just say NO to Alchohol and YES to Porn Mel!
The Climax of the whole film is when he comes into the house, takes off his shirt, Drops Trow, and is in UNDERWEAR For a good 4.5 minutes (I timed it). He moves around and TOTAL MEL GIBSON BULDGE ACTION! BTW in case anyone is wondering, HE WEARS BRIEFS! TOTAL HOTNESS!!!!
Young Mel Gibson is HOT!!!
Hopefully Santa will put him under the tree-NAKED with a bow around his UNIT!
Farmers never have had an easy go at it. During the release Hollywood was all about the plight. Maybe Willie-Nelson had his farm-aid going on. The River deals with farmers loosing land because of flooding from-YOU GUESSED IT, the River. SOme Hot shot fucker, played by Scott Glenn (who was so much cuter in Silence of the lambs) is trying to turn the entire place into the next hoover damn. Here he comes to save the day... MEL GIBSON!!!
Ubber hotness when Mell is shirtless working in the fields. Those muscles are YUMMY. Sweating, Dripping, Dirty Muscle man Mel Gibson. SO much hotter before he turned to the Dark Side of Worshiping Jesus, Nailing things on Crosses and Drinking and Driving. Just say NO to Alchohol and YES to Porn Mel!
The Climax of the whole film is when he comes into the house, takes off his shirt, Drops Trow, and is in UNDERWEAR For a good 4.5 minutes (I timed it). He moves around and TOTAL MEL GIBSON BULDGE ACTION! BTW in case anyone is wondering, HE WEARS BRIEFS! TOTAL HOTNESS!!!!
Young Mel Gibson is HOT!!!
Hopefully Santa will put him under the tree-NAKED with a bow around his UNIT!