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I've been around.
I can speak bits and pieces of spanish, Proper British English, French, German, and Italian.
Never in my life I have encountered such a language barrier than in the state of Minnesota.
FUCK Minnesota nice. FUCK IT!!!!!!
How does one translate such statements as "So, you know, that stuff" (as said by a pt of mine).
How does one translate such statements as "well yeah, don't cha know", "You know", and "yeah". (as said by a co-worker of mine).
I realise and embrace the simple fact, I can not spell my way out of a paper bag. Never been my strong point. Yet, I'd like to have the idealistic notion that I am able to at least communicate (even though sometimes with euphemisms, innuendoes, and other figures of speach) to the point people can understand what i am trying to say.
I don't fucking get it. Cause girlfriend in a coma, SO is not a word. Its overused slang. So. So. So. So.
Well you know. You know. That stuff.
What is this stuff you are talking about? If it is green and organic, I'll take a 1/2 ounce, if it is the white snow that comes in a bag, I'll give it as a gift to fellow friends, if it is just stuff, as in stuffing, as in stovetop stuffing, bend over I'll make you the next fucking thanksgiving turkey.
So. So. Don't you know.
I don't know jack shit. I don't know what you are talking about because all you have said in the entire fucking attempt at communicating with the fucking english language is "you know". HOW THE FUCK do you know, that i know that you know that I know, you know????????? NO. Do not imply that I know what you are talking about. I am no fucking mother Theresa, I'm no fucking Gandi, and I am sure the fuck not a fucking psychic. When you assume, you make an ASS out of YOU and ME!!
IF you are using your pie hole to make sure your voice box is working, go play with your self in the bathroom and moan yourself to sleep. I don't want to hear it. So. So. SO. YOU KNOW!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
OPEN UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, EDUCATE YOURSELF, and GET OVER YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE! THINK OUTSIDE THE G**DAMN MOTHERFUCKING BOX FOR ONCE IN YOUR G**DAMN Motherfucking life and get on with it.
FUCK!
I can speak bits and pieces of spanish, Proper British English, French, German, and Italian.
Never in my life I have encountered such a language barrier than in the state of Minnesota.
FUCK Minnesota nice. FUCK IT!!!!!!
How does one translate such statements as "So, you know, that stuff" (as said by a pt of mine).
How does one translate such statements as "well yeah, don't cha know", "You know", and "yeah". (as said by a co-worker of mine).
I realise and embrace the simple fact, I can not spell my way out of a paper bag. Never been my strong point. Yet, I'd like to have the idealistic notion that I am able to at least communicate (even though sometimes with euphemisms, innuendoes, and other figures of speach) to the point people can understand what i am trying to say.
I don't fucking get it. Cause girlfriend in a coma, SO is not a word. Its overused slang. So. So. So. So.
Well you know. You know. That stuff.
What is this stuff you are talking about? If it is green and organic, I'll take a 1/2 ounce, if it is the white snow that comes in a bag, I'll give it as a gift to fellow friends, if it is just stuff, as in stuffing, as in stovetop stuffing, bend over I'll make you the next fucking thanksgiving turkey.
So. So. Don't you know.
I don't know jack shit. I don't know what you are talking about because all you have said in the entire fucking attempt at communicating with the fucking english language is "you know". HOW THE FUCK do you know, that i know that you know that I know, you know????????? NO. Do not imply that I know what you are talking about. I am no fucking mother Theresa, I'm no fucking Gandi, and I am sure the fuck not a fucking psychic. When you assume, you make an ASS out of YOU and ME!!
IF you are using your pie hole to make sure your voice box is working, go play with your self in the bathroom and moan yourself to sleep. I don't want to hear it. So. So. SO. YOU KNOW!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
OPEN UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, EDUCATE YOURSELF, and GET OVER YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE! THINK OUTSIDE THE G**DAMN MOTHERFUCKING BOX FOR ONCE IN YOUR G**DAMN Motherfucking life and get on with it.
FUCK!
