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thirteenrocks) wrote2008-02-05 07:31 am
thirteenrocks) wrote2008-02-05 07:31 am
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New Yoga Teacher
I'm not a big fan of change.
Therefore when I arrived at Early Morning Yoga, to discover that the Dawn-a-nator has been replaced by Nicole, I about had a coronary. Currently the state of the "Dawn" is still out in jury. Some say she'll be back, others say she is opening up her own studio, and there is the theory that blue leprachauns took her off to never-never-land. Never fear, Velma and Scooby are on the case. Shaggy is smoking a big dooby, Daphney and Fred are fucking. They will catch up later.
Nicole is a young chatty thing. We covered everything including the Crimean war in the span of 20 minutes. I gave her the inquisition when she walked in: who the hell are you, and you better not fuck with this class, cause I know where to hide the body. She's no Dawn. Dawn Chants, plays groovey music, and is alot of fun. Nicole didn't do to bad. At least she wasn't as anal as Karen. Blah.
Incidently Frank-n-Berry joined the YMCA. And Nicole is one of his teachers. We gabbed about his gay ass for a good ten minutes.
Beth asked about Vegas (how did she know?), and Jeff whose last name I can't say to save my life, was glad that I was back. Oh Jeff, you a doll.
Will I still go to Early Morning Yoga without the Dawn-a-nator? Sure. What else do I have to do at 5:15 a.m.
Therefore when I arrived at Early Morning Yoga, to discover that the Dawn-a-nator has been replaced by Nicole, I about had a coronary. Currently the state of the "Dawn" is still out in jury. Some say she'll be back, others say she is opening up her own studio, and there is the theory that blue leprachauns took her off to never-never-land. Never fear, Velma and Scooby are on the case. Shaggy is smoking a big dooby, Daphney and Fred are fucking. They will catch up later.
Nicole is a young chatty thing. We covered everything including the Crimean war in the span of 20 minutes. I gave her the inquisition when she walked in: who the hell are you, and you better not fuck with this class, cause I know where to hide the body. She's no Dawn. Dawn Chants, plays groovey music, and is alot of fun. Nicole didn't do to bad. At least she wasn't as anal as Karen. Blah.
Incidently Frank-n-Berry joined the YMCA. And Nicole is one of his teachers. We gabbed about his gay ass for a good ten minutes.
Beth asked about Vegas (how did she know?), and Jeff whose last name I can't say to save my life, was glad that I was back. Oh Jeff, you a doll.
Will I still go to Early Morning Yoga without the Dawn-a-nator? Sure. What else do I have to do at 5:15 a.m.
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I hope you had a beer after your horrible weekend.
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