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thirteenrocks) wrote2007-05-12 11:01 pm
thirteenrocks) wrote2007-05-12 11:01 pm
Thank God I'm a HOMO
Top 10 Reasons I am THANKFUL that I am a proud pink card carying homosexual.
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10. I can have fun in a dried up mud puddle-which means I'm hella fun at parties.
09. There isn't any line, song, scene, or triva about the Wizard of oz, that I do not know.
08: Same goes to: Priscilla queen of the dessert, Mommie dearest, Whatever happened to Baby Jane, and Sunset Boulvard.
07. I can make a 1970's shirt and a pair of jeans FABULOUSE in six minutes.
06. I don't have Red Blood Cells. My body operates on Alchohol 24/7.
05. My nephews adore me, even at 2 years age, cause they know I will always have the cool music, the cool clothes, and give them ALOT OF CASH-ALL THE TIME!!!
04. What there parents are unaware of, that I am recuiting them to come to the dark side, its never too late for a toaster oven.
03. Can take 100 bucks and decorate a room to look like a million.
02. 2 words: TRANCE MUSIC.
01. I can clock a RUG at 50 paces.
An essay by [Unknown site tag]
10. I can have fun in a dried up mud puddle-which means I'm hella fun at parties.
09. There isn't any line, song, scene, or triva about the Wizard of oz, that I do not know.
08: Same goes to: Priscilla queen of the dessert, Mommie dearest, Whatever happened to Baby Jane, and Sunset Boulvard.
07. I can make a 1970's shirt and a pair of jeans FABULOUSE in six minutes.
06. I don't have Red Blood Cells. My body operates on Alchohol 24/7.
05. My nephews adore me, even at 2 years age, cause they know I will always have the cool music, the cool clothes, and give them ALOT OF CASH-ALL THE TIME!!!
04. What there parents are unaware of, that I am recuiting them to come to the dark side, its never too late for a toaster oven.
03. Can take 100 bucks and decorate a room to look like a million.
02. 2 words: TRANCE MUSIC.
01. I can clock a RUG at 50 paces.