Kevin ([personal profile] thirteenrocks) wrote2005-11-15 11:34 am

Come rain or Come snow

Some MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWAD had the nerve to ring my doorbell selling something or promoting some other fuckwad, at 11:00 A.M. Totally interupted my sleep. And now, I'm awake. Fuck.

I really should grow a pair and try to rake the remaining leaves by the garage; although its cold, wet, and rainy. But I won't. I think I rather play with my pubes instead.

The rumor on the street is the EVIL EVIL Word of S N O W. It's not even Gorge-yourself-on-food-and-sit-your-phat-ass-on-the-couch-to-watch-football day yet. Grrrr. Not ready for snow.

Wonder how mr. Borris is going to like the snow. Heh Heh!

Hopefully it is just a rumor, much like the rumor about Micheal stipe and my Mel Gibson sex orgy that's flying around....

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_quietude_/ 2005-11-15 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Kevin?

WHY do you have a doorbell?

Yank that sucker out by the wires and leave it dangling there to warn all the other F...Ds to leave you the HELL alone.

[identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't think the snow story was a rumor. :p
Hugs, Jon